What's your worst film of all time?

[Spoon boy]

What about Face Off that was shit. I'd rather go down town to the public toilets and slurp! out of the urinals for two hours.

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[cash]

I can't beleive that you are saying that face off was shite, i thought that film was amazing. Brillant set pieces and stunts!


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[redundant student 1]

I can't agree with you about the Faculty.. surely it was the only example of how this type of teenage focused film is done correctly. stylishly directed, and altough the sterotypical characters tend to piss you off, what happens to them justifies it.

i would like to nominate the shit that is the film Striptease....(only b-coz i've only just seen it)... purely a vehical to sell demi moore's tits.... DO NOT BUY OR RENT OR WATCH THIS FILM UNLESS YOU WANT TO JERK OFF.


jAcK...

[WastedSpace]

Why rent striptease if you want to jerk off?
Why not just rent some proper porn? I also note no-one has nominated any porno films on this topic, which just proves porn has it's market.

[Matt J Heaton]

I'm not a big porn watcher, I have only watched other peoples videos (Honest).

Porn doesn't deserve to be mentioned in here.

[Spoon boy]

You think striptease is bad! what about Show girls it's hilarious.

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[WUXflooble]

Yeah, but then there's the "So bad it's good"
brigade. "Freejack" was classic purely for
the fact that you get to see Mick Jagger
play Pong and randomly shout "GET THE MEAT!".

Then there's, overated tosh like...

"Lock Stock and two smoking barrels"

Now I'm sure there are many Wannabes that
post on this message board that aspire to
be like Guy Ritchie- and probably bought
in to the film, saw it and thought it was
a master piece of some variety.
I think it's bollocks.
Watch out! Here comes captain pretentious
and his band of cockney COR BLIMEY GUVNOR
Tarintino stylee gangsters.
Now I'm all for innovitive British films-
being Brit myself, but I haven't got
time for poor Tarintino rip-offs shot with
a sepia filter and embelished with a retro
funk soundtrack. The British film industry
has to get out of this rut of trying to
mimic the American Indie scene and get a
fucking life. Moreover, it has to distance
itself from gritty crime'n'poverty shite.
NO "AHHH" Mr Ritchie.

"Lock stock and two smoking turds"-morelike.

Almost as good as "The Full Monty".
What was that load of wank about?

Rant Over. I'm sure that'll piss a few
people off, sorry but that's just my opinion.




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[Spoon boy]

Ha! now that was funny.

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[Matt J Heaton]

I didn't piss me off. I kind of disliked Lock Stock.

The TV spin-off that was on last night was a bit boring too. Might have been OK had it been shorter.
Not my kind of film though.

[eddie]

Well in parts the cinematography was great in Lock Stock, those close ups, you can see into every pockmark and pore.
I dont think its that bad, 3 cool music videos and some beautiful filming. It didnt pretend to be anything its not. As you say a 'Cor Blimey Guvnor, aint London gangsta's cute Yeah Ive got a brenn gun, Im a bit mad me, and the toff's is dealing drugs' Tarantinoy heist movie. 2d Weedy stereotypes.
But that wasn't what made the film. It was the story: the absolute chaos at the end as all the loose strands came together with coincidences abound, and SOMEHOW they got away with it.
At least it was genuinely funny. A fucking romp thats all.

Still could you do better? I suppose you could.